The Truth Sessions, Vol. 2

Previously, on The Truth Sessions... I interviewed one of my very best friends, Nicole. You can see her answers here.

If you're just tuning in, (like all these old school T.V. references?) The Truth Sessions is a blog series I started a couple weeks ago. I am going to ask all kinds of people the same set of questions regarding truth and the role it plays in our stories, and see what comes out of it. I thought it would be interesting to hear all different perspectives on the subject.

This week I bring you thoughts from Collin Brace. I know Collin and his delightful wife, Katie, through my church. Collin works at a record label and is also the lead singer in a [ridiculously awesome] band called The CO. He's a stellar songwriter and, as all great songwriters are, a passionate person. Also, I learned from him that male bears sometimes do handstands against trees and see who can pee the highest. So there's that.

Here are Collin's answers to my questions:

Do you believe in absolute truth?

Yes (and No)

Truth to me is Jesus Christ. I believe there are physical truths with earthly constraints like gravity, pain, death and life. I believe in moral truths across the board but founded in scripture, which I believe is the litmus of all truth. I however don't believe things that are true in my life are true in others, for example: parents, love, joy, emotions of fear and success. Universally, these items exist in some form or another to everyone, but they don’t live in the same truth as everyone else. I had Godly parents growing up, but some of my friends did not. My emotions and truths about fear and joy are worlds different than my wife's.

This is why writing a great song is so difficult. You see I can easily write something that is focused on my truths, but a great songwriter broadens the scope to a relatable universal truth that isn't constrained to just his or her personal truth. Some may think that this limits the subject you can write about, and it would if you only stuck to the physical world... my loophole is my first truth, Jesus Christ.

If I'm writing about His truths by way of the personal experiences I've had about truth in my own life, then chances are I'm going to hit a heart chord with a broader emotion. In short, I want to use the truth Christ has proved in my life specifically to be a testament to Christ's truth to the world.

Do you think truth is important? Why or why not?

I think truth is so important. Like I said, I think truth is Jesus Christ and with out that truth as an anchor in your life, you might as well be lost as sea without a compass. Truths hold the world we see together... in place. When you think truth is one thing for a long time and you find out later it’s been a lie, how does your life react? Most of us fall apart, hide, tell another lie to keep us going... truth is important us because without it, we will naturally live in a false reality and ultimately live lost and hurt lives.

What experiences in your life have led to your beliefs about truth?

The fall of the entire existence of man is the result of believing a lie, I can't name one good thing or hurdle I've overcome where I didn't have to face a lie first. I've lived in lies in lengths of 26 years (my whole life). When you experience life on the dark side of a lie for a long time, it’s hard to turn down the freedom in truth when you experience it.

What is a statement, ideal, or principle about the human experience you have found to be proven most true throughout your life?

Love when love is hard, believe when faith is at its toughest pinnacle, and fight for joy. These three things have kept me going for a long time. I've also lived by the statement I heard one time "all noble things are difficult."

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Fight for joy. I love that.

Did anything in Collin's answers resonate with you? Do you disagree with any of his answers? I'd love to know your thoughts in the comments.

Law of Diminishing Celebrity Utility [Complete with Visual Aid]

I have a theory. Well, it's not my theory per se, but it's my application of a theory. Or a law, rather.

It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility (stay with me). Basically it states that the desire for a product/food/etc. diminishes over time as it is consumed. For example, if you're really thirsty, that first glass of water is going to be glorious. It will taste like you're drinking from a crystal spring that's never been altered by man. Even if it's actually from a water fountain in the mall. But the more you drink, the less desirable the water becomes, because you're no longer craving it. Same goes for things like pancakes, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" or a Dane Cook joke. No matter how much you initially enjoyed it, you've reached a point where it's not appealing any more.

I propose this applies to the number of celebrities starring in a movie. One celebrity: totally acceptable. Three celebrities: even better. But slowly you approach the breaking point.

 

I made a chart to explain this very phenomenon. (Thanks for saying "ooooooo" enthusiastically.) Behold:

You'll note that around the six-actor mark we hit an interesting point in which we start to question the overall validity of the film.

Six celebrities? Hm, okay...a little unusual and unnecessary to have that many leads, but whatever. Maybe it's justified. Steve Carrell plays an aspiring astronaut, so it's worth a shot.

Pushing it a little further starts getting you into dangerous territory. Seven celebrities...ten celebrities...

And before you know it, here you are:

Note: This poster doesn't even include the entire celebrity cast.

We let Valentine's Day slide because we didn't know what we were getting into. Honestly, we'd just never seen that many celebrities packed into one film, and we were interested to see how that would even work.

But not this time. Not. This. Time.

Now we know better.

Putting approximately 23 celebrities in the same movie severely diminishes their face time, reducing it to little more than a cameo. Rule of thumb: if you can't fit all the celebrities' faces into a 1:30 minute trailer without just flashing photos to a music montage like a YouTube fan video, you've gone too far.

I think the producers just got carried away. It's like they started making a sandwich, then thought, hey, I like fruit loops and ketchup too, so what if I pile those on top? It'd be extra delicious!

Maybe the casting directors just passed a hat around L.A., and each of the actors lazily threw their name in and shrugged, "eh, why not?" (Or in Sofia Vergara's case, "Eh, por que no?")

But now they must live with the consequences of their seemingly lackadaisical decision-making, emblazoned on their IMDB page forever. ("What was 'New Years Eve'? And why did she play 'Cynical Best Friend #1' during the peak of her career?")

I'd almost expect this kind of thing from Hilary Swank. But really, Ludacris? We thought you were better than that.

 

What's your limit on the number of celebrities in a movie?

 

The Empress, Part 3 [Fiction Friday]

Yes, it's true. The agonizing anticipation I'm sure you've been experiencing is over. I've finally completed the third installment of The Empress [insert fanfare here]. To recap, I won a writing contest back in August for which the prompt was to write a modern twist on a fairy tale.

I chose to rewrite The Emperor's New Clothes. You can read the first two installments here: One  Two

Today's post is the next in the series. I'd love to hear your feedback, even (constructive) criticism from a writing perspective. I'm writing this for fun and experience, so I'm always trying to improve.

Without further ado, here is the third installment of The Empress. Hope you enjoy!

The Empress, Part 3

I frantically darted around my room, grabbing textbooks by the covers with one hand and crumpled sheets of notebook paper with the other, stuffing it all into my worn, navy backpack. I tore through the pile of laundry on my floor, searching for anything remotely resembling gym clothes. Aha! Shorts! I smelled them to make sure they were acceptable level of clean before resolving they would have to do and forcing them into the bulging front pocket of my bag.

I raced down the stairs, slipping on the next to last one. I caught myself on the banister, somehow managing to clutch my overflowing backpack under my arm. I did not have time for a backpack explosion—let alone an injury.

As I turned the corner to the kitchen I glanced at the clock. Really? 7:56? This is a new low, even for me. They might as well just go ahead and reserve my seat in detention. Better yet, they should just let me set up shop and bring my own La-Z-Boy as a permanent fixture in Mr. Borden’s classroom. That actually doesn’t sound half bad.

I heard mom rustling around in her bedroom.

“I'm leaving!” I called as I threw on my dingy gray hoodie.

A muffled “Bye sweetheart!” drifted out from the hallway as I shoved a granola bar in my pocket and ran out the door, rattling the house as I slammed it shut.

I finally arrived to school at 8:27. Incredible. 27 minutes late. If I had Improv first period, this would never be a problem. From what I hear about that teacher, I could just sneak into the background of a scene, unnoticed, and claim it was all part of the act. But no. I’m stuck in History of the Dramatic Arts 2. I barely made it through History of the Dramatic Arts 1. And that was only because Kristi found out I was failing and made me memorize flash cards every day after school before she would go do anything fun.

I creaked open the door to Room 104, hoping no one would turn to look. Of course, everyone turned to look, and I was promptly met at the door with a pink slip of paper from Mr. Dillingham. I shuffled back to my desk and slunk into my seat. Kristi leaned over and shout-whispered at me as Mr. Dillingham found his place in his lecture and seamlessly transitioned back into boring everyone to death.

“What took you so long today?”

“Oh―uh, nothing. Just...missed the bus,” I replied half-heartedly as I shuffled through the papers in my backpack

It’s true. I did miss the bus and have to take my mom’s station wagon. Again. I just left out the fact that it was because I was attempting to concoct a non-toxic, drinkable solution for an hour that could pass as a vocal elixir. At least in the eyes of someone who once thought Saddam Hussein was the president of England.

The next three periods dragged on. Lunch couldn't come soon enough.

I stared blankly at the same dialogue for what felt like days, save for the occasional glance at the clouded plastic clock on the wall. When at last the minute hand ticked to 12:05, the harsh sound of the bell tore through the silence. My stomach flipped. I looked intently at my copy of Hamlet for a few extra seconds to keep from looking startled.

Intentionally moving slower to avoid any hurried movements that would surely alert Kristi something was up, I leaned over and slid my book and binder into my backpack. I carefully slung my backpack over my right shoulder as I slipped out of my desk. My hands were shaking slightly. I put them in my pockets to minimize any suspicious activity.

I peered over to my left where I thought Kristi was sitting, which until now I had been avoiding. But she had already made a beeline for Mrs. Bridges to pester her about our test next Wednesday. I let out a sigh of relief.

The feeling didn’t last long. If I left without her, she’d know something was up. I speed-walked to the doorway and stopped to wait on her, looking at my watch every three seconds, but being careful to put my hand back in my pocket.

“Alright—well—you’ll let me know when the study guide is ready then?” I heard Kristi say as she started to turn towards the door.

“Of course, Kristi. See you tomorrow,” replied Mrs. Bridges with a hint of exasperation in her voice.

“Can you believe that?” Kristi said incredulously as she approached my side and we stepped into the hallway. “No study guide, and only a week before the test. Guess I’ll just have to make one over the weekend.”

Usually I would have groaned melodramatically and reminded her that she worries too much, but my eyes were fixed on the cafeteria door at the end of the hallway. I tried to walk slower—usually I am in a hurry to get nowhere—but my legs marched forward almost involuntarily.

Luckily Kristi was too distracted planning out her weekend out loud, scribbling in her planner and sighing loudly as she walked.

The familiar aroma of Taco Thursday flooded my nose as I reached out to pull the cold handle of the dense, metal door to the lunchroom. My stomach had now graduated from cartwheels to triple-axel backflips. Was this really worth the risk? What if she finds out I tricked her? She will make my life a living hell. But then again, she does the same thing to about 500 other people every day. And she made my best friend cry. Yep, she deserves it.

Kristi veered left towards our usual table as we stepped over the threshold. I hesitated, took a deep breath and called, “Meet you there! Gotta get something.”

Without looking up from her planner, Kristi gave a distracted wave over her shoulder and shuffled away.

Now or never. I spun around to my right and surveyed the crowd, searching for the telltale straw-colored curly hair, perfectly volumized.

My eye caught sight of the target. I slung my backpack around to my stomach and rummaged through it for the red glass bottle. My ring knocked against it with a clink, and I yanked it out of the front pocket.

I walked tentatively to Jessica’s table. Approaching the short side where no one sat, I put on my fakest smile and exclaimed, “Hi Jessica!”

“Do I know you?” she said without looking up from her US Weekly. The red lunch tray had been pushed to the side and held only a half-eaten apple and a Diet Coke.

“Um—yeah—Sam? We went to elementary school together—we talked yesterday about—er—the vocal…stuff?”

“Oh, right, you,” she said as though she had never been more bored, and slowly looked up to meet my eyes. “So?”

“Oh, um, well, I have it right here!” I proclaimed, then leaned down towards what I assumed was her ear, as a thick row of ringlets cascaded over it. I lowered my voice. “With this stuff, you’ll be the star of the showcase, for sure.”

She snatched the bottle out of my hand and turned it over in hers, examining it for a moment.

“Cool,” she said curtly, throwing it in her green patent leather tote bag and turning her eyes back to Ryan Gosling’s abs.

I straightened up and gave a sideways glance to the chestnut-haired girl sitting across from Jessica, wondering if the interaction was over. She just glared and rolled her eyes before turning away to do a lipstick-check in her reflection in the window.

I took that as a “yes,” and turned to walk back towards our table. I noticed the back of Kristi’s head from a far. She hadn’t seen a thing. This was totally going to work.

Three Things I Know to be True

This post was inspired by another post by Jeff Goins, which you can read here.

Truth is everywhere, but so are lies. I think it's getting easier every day to get tangled in the lies and harder to find the truth within. You may have read about my interest and passion for truth in my recent endeavor into a blog series called "The Truth Sessions."

I read the post mentioned above today and it resonated with me. It asked readers to share their "three things," so here are mine.

Three things I know to be true:

  1. We can't do life without Jesus. Not really. I mean, we can meander through our days without any sort of direction. And that works for some people, maybe. But eventually I think we reach a point where we question why we even exist. What is the point to this thing? Just to be born, live and die? It has to be more than that. I think there's something deep down in our souls that tells us that, and, if we let it, points us to our Creator. Honestly, without Jesus, life would just be sorrow and brokenness---and stop there. With Jesus, there is still sorrow and brokenness in this world. But there's also redemption, rescue and beauty. There's hope. There's something bigger than our little lives and thoughts and aspirations. Without Jesus, this world is all we get. And I don't think any of us are satisfied with that. Which is why we try to find satisfaction in a myriad of things but can't find it. It's why people, advertising and entertainment all chase sex. Because for them, it's literally as good as it gets. With Jesus, there is purpose and hope and grace and love.
  2. All people desire to be loved and known. I mentioned this in my introduction to The Truth Sessions, but I'm mentioning it again because I still think it's one of the truest statements I can come up with. Even people who say they don't need anyone---that it's them against the world---that they don't care if people like them or not---I think they're lying. I can't prove that, of course. But I think there's something in our souls that longs to be loved and known and cared for just as we are. Once again, I think this points to a desire the Lord has put in our souls for an everlasting, unconditional love that only he can provide. But I think a lot of times, the reason people do extreme things is driven by a desire for love or the lack of it. They decide they don't need it. Or they decide to chase it. Or they turn to things that make them not feel anything because it's too hard to face life without it. On the flip side, if they have found it, they have an overarching peace. They can be their truest selves because they are confident in who they are and that they are loved for it.
  3. Words are powerful. Whether they encourage, inspire, cut down or wound. We've reached an interesting point in our culture where people can say everything and nothing all at the same time. By that I mean, the dawn of social media (and texting) has made it easier than ever to say hurtful, harsh or judgmental things with the click of a button, and we never have to actually see the other person's reaction to our words. Whether they initially cry, yell or laugh, we'll never really know. We can pretty much say whatever we want. On the other side, we can say nothing. Political correctness is king. This can be a good thing. It can. I don't want to make it okay to say hurtful things. But I think when even calmly vocalizing a personal belief can be seen as offensive, it can become a problem. All that to say---words are powerful. Be truthful yet kind. Be encouraging. Use the power for good. (I say this to myself as well.)

 

What are your three things? Feel free to share in the comments, tweet or write a post of your own!

If you tweet, use the hashtag #threethings to join in the conversation. 

The Lord Has Come

The Lord has come!*

This weekend I had the privilege of traveling with my husband to Huntsville for a gig he was playing with FFH. During the services, Jeromy said that approximately 400 years passed between what was most likely the last chronological book of the Old Testament, Nehemiah, and the birth of Christ.

I can't imagine what it was like to have no word from God for 400 years, considering they didn't have the Bible like we know it today. Whole generations would have lived and died without any new revelation from the Divine through a prophet or otherwise.

That's why this lyric took on new meaning for me this year. There is so much truth and inspiration in those four words.

The Lord has come! THE Lord. To me, the use of "the" means those who would have been exclaiming it knew exactly who Jesus was and what it meant for humanity. He was finally here! The one they'd been waiting for all this time. The one they were sure was coming; they just didn't know when. Here to save us all. What a blessing to not only be alive and experience the coming of our King, but to have the kind of faith to recognize it.

During the past couple of Christmases, it has really helped me to better understand the significance and joy of the birth of Christ to imagine what it must have been like before and during his arrival. How much more would I rejoice at his coming if I had known what it was like before him? Before redemption through faith? Before the hope the new covenant brought?

It's easy to take for granted the fact that Jesus has always existed for us. We as Christians don't know a faith before Jesus. Which is not to say that I am somehow disappointed in that. I don't really want to know what it's like without him. It's just that we can sometimes overlook the wonder and majesty of our Savior coming into the world when we didn't spend hundreds of years yearning for him.

Jesus was the single most divisive and pivotal human being to ever walk the earth. All things before and after his time on the planet point to him and our need for him. And we have the privilege of celebrating his arrival. And I'm thankful we live in a country where we are not persecuted for doing so.

So, rejoice, people of God, the Lord has come!

*As you may know, the original lyric is actually "The Lord is come," but for the sake of modern language and the fact that "The Lord has come" has become commonplace, I chose the latter.

In another not-so-coincidental coincidence, when visiting FFH's website to link to it, I noticed Jeromy's latest blog post talks about this exact longing he spoke of this past weekend. To read it, click here.

Three Ways Twitter Won Me Over

I'm nearly the opposite of an early adopter. If people had care labels (how awesome would that be, by the way?), mine would probably say, "Warning: change-resistant." (Unfortunately, Craig didn't have the luxury of a label. But he figured it out quickly enough.)

I'm nostalgic. I can eat the same thing for breakfast for weeks at a time. When given the option to update a software or website, I nearly always stick with what I know. If forced, I usually just put all my settings as close to the original as possible and move on with my life.

I hardly ever see the need for something new when the old way is working just fine. I'm the embodiment of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." (Except that I can't think of any situation in which I would use the word "ain't" in real life...besides in this mantra.)

So naturally, I fought long and hard against Twitter. Really, I did.

What is the point? I said. How is it any different than just posting statuses on Facebook? I said.

But over the next year or so, slowly but surely, I cracked. I resolved to only get Twitter so that I could follow funny celebrities (something you could not do on Facebook) and not post anything myself. Now look at me. I fought and lost. Big time.

I am here, 3 years and 4,523 tweets later, to eat my words.

Why I Love Twitter:

  1. Connecting with people I admire. This is definitely first and foremost why I love Twitter. After my early-adopter (in the truest sense of the word) husband encouraged me to change my Twitter to public rather than private (BUT WHAT IF A CREEPER SEES MY TWEETS ABOUT POP MUSIC AND HARRY POTTER AND COMES AND GETS ME?! I logically protested.), I finally gave in and tried it out. Not only have I not been gotten by a creeper with a curious knowledge of memory charms and Nikki Minaj, but I have also had the opportunity to have 140-character conversations with writers and artists I admire, simply by trying. I'm amazed at how often people with thousands of followers actually respond to individuals. It's like one big open floor. I also love that it gives artists and writers and pop stars a way to build a community of fans. I, along with every other fan, love getting a glimpse into what it's like to be those people. I think it also levels the playing field in that we're reminded we're all just people--with parents and favorite foods and bad days. We just happen to have different jobs.
  2. Humor. Twitter's character limit, I think, encourages wit. Packing humor into one or two short sentences takes skill, and there are a lot of people out there who do it well. I think it even encourages people to be more humorous than they thought they could be. I love that pictures have become punchlines. And I love the aspect of participatory humor. For example, Dave Barnes (easily one of the greatest examples of using Twitter for humor) recently started the hashtag #foodasfiction (or at least started it on my feed). A ton of people responded to him with their answers (I.e. "A Wok to Remember" and "Crepes of Wrath" ), and he retweeted a lot of great ones. In that sense, it creates this giant inside joke we can all be a part of. I love that. It really is a community.
  3. Shameless self-promotion. Twitter's turnover rate in the feed allows you to promote something you're proud of without annoying your audience. I don't mind if someone tweets the same link three times in one day, because each time I saw it, my feed had already completely reloaded, and it wasn't one right after the other. Unless someone tweets 15 times a day about the same thing, I'm probably not going to be annoyed by them promoting their art. On the flip side (totally shameless, remember?) I love that I can share my blog post to more people without any pressure on them to commit. I just throw it out there, and they can choose to click on it or not. They don't have to hit "subscribe" and read all my posts, and this way maybe someone will read my post that wouldn't have read it otherwise. It's a win-win. Of course, I'd love to have people subscribe to my blog and want to read all my posts, but for this stage in my writing, Twitter is a great way to share my blog posts. (Facebook is great for this, too, except I feel that it doesn't have as high of a turnover rate, so I feel a little more guilty posting the same thing more than once. Can anyone else back me up on this sentiment?)
In a wonderful coincidence, I stumbled upon the perfect blog post by Frank Viola (a much more credible writer than myself) laying out very similar reasons supporting Twitter's greatness. You can check it out here if you're interested.

 

Do you like Twitter? If so, what do you like about it? If not, why not?

If you'd like, you can follow me on Twitter here. I can't promise I won't mention Justin Bieber.

 

The Truth Sessions, Vol. 1

Welcome to the first in my blog series I've deemed "The Truth Sessions." In a nutshell, this is the deal: I've come up with a handful of questions to ask people of many different walks of life---all pertaining to truth. I love getting to know people's stories, and I also am very interested in how truth plays into the chaos and noise of our culture. Through this series, I hope to tell a small piece of others' stories, as well as share their perspectives on truth and the role it plays their life and the lives of others.

This week's featured answer-er is one of my very best friends, Nicole. I won't always be interviewing people I know, in order to get differing perspectives, but I thought it'd be a good place to start.

Nicole---for those of you who don't know her---is a 24-year-old writer, grad student, residence director and modern-day abolitionist, and she is one of the most compassionate people I've ever met. (I've also seen her do the Soulja Boy in its entirety.) Here are her answers to the questions I asked:

 

Do you believe in the existence of universal truths?

Yes, I do believe in universal, or absolute, truth. Basic logic tells us that that for a statement to be true, it must always be true, or at least not able to be contradicted. Saying, "There is no absolute truth." is an assertion of an absolutely true statement and is, in itself, a contradiction, therefore, basic logic tells us that there must be at least some absolute truth.

What do you think truth is?

I think of universal truth as a form of happening and existence. The saying goes that there are three types of truth: the actual truth, the truth you perceive and the truth others perceive. I think the term "truth" gets a little muddy sometimes, so I think that it's important to make a distinction between universal truth--meaning consistent ideals or existencing being/bodies-- and perceived truth--meaning feelings, memories, or experiences.

Do you think truth is important? Why or Why not?

Despite the different variables different situations may provide, I think that the power of truth is unlike any other. I think it's important to examine the gray areas of "truth," but complete all discussions on truth with a big, "BUT..." because truth exists as truth despite our perception or attempts to grapple with it.

I think a great resource for this might be the chapter "How to Tell a True War Story" from the book The Things They Carried. (Warning for you: Rated R.) Also, Mere Christianity.

What experiences in your life have led to your beliefs about truth?

I think the only word I can use to sum it up is peace. I feel a great sense of peace when I experience what I feel is truth and  feel a great sense of unrest when I encounter anything that conflicts with my understanding of what is right and wrong.

What is a statement, ideal or principle about the human experience you have found to be proven most true throughout your life?

Truths like, "Jesus Christ died to save you from you sin" and "God is with you always" have been very important to me in my life and have created the frame of reference from which I operate and see the world. Something about deep seeded, unchangeable truth, especially truth that speaks to our deepest needs and our deepest hurts, changes us. Something within us longs for absolute truth and for an understanding of right and wrong. As a Christian, I feel that it's the calling of Christ to restore us back to our true roles as humans, but even within out an affiliation with Christ or the church, I feel that it's undeniably true that we are born with an inherent sense of right and wrong, true and untrue, and although our experiences and stages of development may interpret it differently, the truths still exist.

 

 

Feedback request: Does this series interest you? Are there any questions you think I missed? Is there anything about Nicole's answers that resonated with you? Is 4 questions at the end of a post too many? :)

Thanks, Nicole, for being my first interview!

To read my introduction to this blog series, click here.

The Truth Sessions, Introduction

I don't usually talk to people on elevators. Why? Because I'm terrible at small talk. I've gotten better over the years out of necessity, but honestly, I usually just end up grinding the conversation to a halt when strangers try to strike one up out of the blue.

When I get on an elevator, if someone says anything other than "Hi" or "How are you?" more often than not, I am totally thrown for a loop.

Well-intentioned remarks like "Oh, can't be doin' that!" (in reference to my yawning) or "Man, those people drive me crazy!" are usually just met with a forced nervous laughter and/or a "yeah" on my part for lack of anything to say in response. Yep, terrible. (As a side note, this is probably one of the many things I trace back to going to school with the same 34 people for 12 years. I didn't have to meet new people until I was 18. It was then I found out I was bad at it.)

My lack of ability to talk about the weather with strangers, I think, is influenced by my desire to really know people and skip past all that. When I meet a new group of people, I can't wait for the point in time where we know what is going on in each other's lives and can really be honest with each other.

In congruence with my desire to know people's stories, I had an idea to do a blog series in which I interview people from all walks of life and share their perspectives on a specific topic, asking them each the same set of questions.

The topic I chose to focus on is truth. Over the last couple of years, I've become more and more aware of the noise and fluidity of our culture, and the role truth plays is becoming harder and harder to define. Finding solid ground amid the chaos and commotion of life and culture has become important to me. This, combined with the fact that people have hugely different views on truth today made me interested to hear what other people have to say on the topic.

The series I'm starting will henceforth be known as "The Truth Sessions." Admittedly a little cheesy, but it was the best I could come up with. Plus "The Truth Project" is apparently already a thing.

Anyway, like I said, in this series, I'll be attempting to ask people from many walks of life the same set of 4-5 questions pertaining to truth. Some may believe in universal truth, some may not. I hope I have compiled questions that will allow both types of people to answer.

Through this series I hope to share a handful of different perspectives and stories, but also dig deeper into the idea of truth and its role in our lives. The question I'm most excited to hear people's answers to is: what is a statment, ideal or principle you have found to be most true about the human experience throughout your life? For example, mine would be: that people just want to feel loved and known. The more stories I hear (whether uplifting or heart-wrenching) seem to always come back to that fact. (As a Christian, I feel that also points to our universal need for Christ.)

But that's just my answer. I want to hear others'.

My goal is to post once a week in this series, each with a new set of answers from a new person.

Stay tuned for the first edition next week!

Let me know what you think about the concept in the comments--I'd love your feedback. Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

DIY, The Conclusion

Remember that time I decided to revamp a bookshelf I bought from Craigslist, and it took me approximately three months to finish? Alas--and I knew this was a distinct possibility--it did not turn out as I had hoped. And it's time to own up to it. No more hiding in shame. No more keeping you in suspense. (What's that? You had forgotten about this altogether--or didn't even know about it to begin with? Fair enough.)

I was doing so well up until the very last step, which was also the most ambitious step: glazing.

I even followed a tutorial. Really, I did. But either I bought some sort of ACME fast-drying paint or did not understand the directions, because I'm pretty sure it ended up looking like I took my perfectly pristine white bookshelf and rode it down a slippery mudhill in the rain. And then attempted to wipe it off. With paper towels.

By the time I finished, I was sort of getting the hang of it, so the left side looks a lot better than the top. The top looks like I thought to myself, "hm, what could I do to this bookshelf to completely negate the coat of white paint I slaved over three weeks ago?" Really? Why did I start with the most conspicuous part?

As a warning for future first-time DIY-ers, I present to you the top 3 things I'm pretty sure I did wrong:

  1. Started with the top of the bookshelf. Really, this was a rookie mistake. I'm pretty sure even an amateur bookshelf-painter would have suggested practicing on the inside first. But no---not I. Instead, I dove brush-first into a world of too much glaze and not enough hands.
  2. Misunderstood the meaning of "small." I say this because in what we in the biz (and everyone else) call "the glazing technique," you are supposed to paint on small sections of glaze with one hand, then wipe it off with the other. In case you were wondering, the entire top of the bookshelf is not considered a "small section." Trust me.
  3. Let the glaze sit for approximately 10 seconds. I would consider 10 seconds a short period of time. Wouldn't you? But not in glazing. In glazing, 10 seconds translates into "holy crap, this stuff is not coming off," and a lot of wet paper towels. And scrubbing. Lots and lots of scrubbing. What the tutorial should have said is "immediately." Wipe it off immediately. Was that so hard? I blame the blogosphere.
This is a picture of the last panel I glazed, which looks slightly more intentional than the top.

 

I tried to convince myself that the bookshelf could actually be conceived as cool if I had been going for a more vintage look, but I couldn't bring myself to believe it. It just looks like a mistake. I actually think it looks slightly better in the pictures, if that gives you a better idea of what it looks like in person.
Have you ever had a DIY project go terribly wrong?
Also, any suggestions on making this bookshelf look awesome again (that don't require painting over it) are more than welcome.
Check out the first three chapters of this saga here: Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3

Words

Words are words. Right? Whether they're written or spoken, are they equally valuable?

I ask this because over the last few years, I have at times gotten frustrated with God for not speaking to me directly. Audibly. Or at least in that I-immediately-knew-what-to-do, or, these-exact-words-just-popped-into-my-head sort of way.

I hear stories of God speaking to people. My friends, even. And I wonder--why not me? The Sunday-school answer is that I'm just not listening well enough. But I'm not so sure it's as simple as that.

Let's rewind for a second. Why did God speak out loud to people in the Old Testament, but later apparently decide to stop doing it?

Of course, I don't know God's thoughts or his plan, but I realized something.

They didn't have the Bible. Not like we do.

Sure, depending on who they were and at what point they lived, they may have had some Scripture. But they didn't have the entire story, beginning to end. They didn't have pages upon pages of God-breathed truth in the palm of your hand.

Maybe that's why God spoke. Maybe not.

But what I do know now is that we should count ourselves blessed. We have the holy Word of God in our backpack. On our iPhone. On our nightstand. We have the complete story. So much more, then, we should believe, even than the people who walked with Jesus. Peter speaks about the Word being more irrefutable than even witnessing the transfiguration: For we have something more sure, the prophetic word, to which you will do well to pay attention to as to a lamp shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts...2 Peter 1:19

So I thought to myself: why am I so intent on God speaking to me, when I don't even read all the words he's already spoken to me through his Word? Maybe he doesn't speak to me because he's already said it. Perhaps the answer is already there. What a blessing to have God's words written to me on-hand at all times. Yep, God spoke those words as much to me (and you) individually as he did the whole of humanity.

Maybe next time I am freaking out about what to do next, I should just read what he's already said to me. Sure, it may not say "DO THIS." But that's where faith comes in.

Perhaps I should focus less on insisting God whisper the answer in my ear, and more on reading the thousands of words he's already spoken to me. His word should be just as precious to me written down as it would be if it was spoken.

Have you ever wanted God to just tell you what to do?

 

Disturbing Headline of the Day

It's been a while since I've posted a Disturbing Headline of the Day, but I thought this one would make a good return to the series:

Robot Ostrich Will Probably Outrun You

There are several things I find hilarious and/or perplexing in this headline.

1) Picturing a robot ostrich. Ostriches are kind of ridiculous-looking on their own--I mean, their knees bend backwards and they're pretty much all leg. I'm not even sure how you would run if your knees bent backwards, now that I think about it, but ostriches defy the odds. They also have crazy eyes (see above), so I'm pretty sure they'd go AWOL on you in a quick minute. So I think it's safe to say a mechanical ostrich would have to be just plain scary. Think of the increased ability to destroy. The increased force (due to being composed entirely of metal) combined with the sheer insanity of a regular ostrich is enough to make me run the other way. Which brings me to my next point.

2) "Probably" outrun you. I like that the writer of this article doesn't want to underestimate your ability to run faster than an ostrich, so they get a "probably" in there just to cover the bases. I also like picturing someone racing a robot ostrich. It's just good fun. In what scenario would you even need to outrun an ostrich? Though, given the aforementioned crazy eyes, I can see how something seemingly ordinary could go south pretty quickly-- for instance, if you and the ostrich were having a pleasant time enjoying each other's company, and suddenly you accidentally "look at him wrong" and he turns on you. I suppose then you would have to outrun him. I don't want to know what happens when an angry ostrich catches up with you.

3) Why? Why are we spending valuable time and money developing this technology? Does anyone really need a robot ostrich? Don't get me wrong. If they set up a robot-ostrich-riding booth at a fair or something, I'd totally get in line. (Who wouldn't?) But I'm sure that's hardly enough reason to get someone to invest in Robostrich. Yep. I'm calling it Robostrich.

I'm pretty sure I'm just going to skim the rest of this article because imagining the possibilities is always more fun than whatever the actual story is.

If you have any proposed uses for Robostrich, please feel free to share.

The Mustache: A Cultural Analysis

Mustaches are the new owls. If you're a girl and you have Pinterest, you probably know what I mean by that.

If you're not, allow me to explain.

Since the awakening of stylish craft and DIY blogs, there has always been a preferred animal of choice with which to decorate handmade pillows, iPhone cases, clutches...you name it. If it was made of felt, you'd better have a cute silhouette of an animal on it. Not just any animal though. First it was birds (which spawned one of my favorite things, Put a Bird on It). It has branched off into several equally cute and dainty animals like turtles and foxes. Then, most recently, the owl has made its way into the scene. I am in no way against this. Owls are cute, guys. Well, felt owls are cute. Real owls--not so much. (see image below).

Right? See how it's staring at you with its (hilarious) cross-eyed glare? Yikes. Unless of course we're talking about Hedwig, who is a totally legitimate exception because she is a hero sidekick.

[NOTE: I feel obligated to tell you the owl in the above photo is named Archimedes, according to the website I got it from.]

Back to my point. The newest installment of this emblem-on-everything that I am aware of is The Mustache. The only way I can think to explain this is to review the role of the mustache in popular culture in recent years.

This is a regular mustache (read: nearly always creepy unless you are approximately 65 or older, in which case there are exceptions):

Note: When Brad Pitt can't even pull it off, you know it's pretty bad.

This is the extra-creepy Creeper Stache:

I realize I probably should've cropped this to get rid of the ridiculous URL at the bottom, but I think it adds to the mustache's lack of appeal.

Recently we've taken an interesting turn in which we've seen the rise of the Ironic Mustache, which has taken the nation by storm (or at least Nashville's hipster culture, which I only make fun of because I secretly have a crush on it):

 

I think the Ironic Mustache was probably the turning point in which we started to see the mustache's triumphant entry into acceptable culture. The mustache began to be seen as not-always-creepy and kind of quirky.

This quirkiness has somehow become endearing, and the mustache silhouette has been girl-ified into a symbol of trendiness (what? that's a phrase...). And the result is where we are now:

 

 

 

 

I'm okay with this. (Who wouldn't want to see a baby with a mustache?)

The other day I was on the elevator at work with some of my peers (or perhaps not, since I called them "peers"...) and overheard them talking about a "mustache party." Intrigued, I sideways-glanced over to see a girl flashing a super-cute invitation covered in little black mustaches, accented with pink ribbon. After the initial, "Oh my gosh! Cute!" comments faded, one girl says to the other holding the invitation, "So...what are you supposed to do?" Other Girl: " I dunno...just wear mustaches or something."

I love pop culture.

Congratulations, Mustache! Enjoy this time in the spotlight, because it's probably only a matter of time before we all collectively remember what you really are--hair on a man's upper lip--and go back to cute animals. Godspeed.

Hymns are Sneaky.

There's a great temptation in my life--and I'd venture to say, a lot of people's lives--to avoid being seen as too anything. Too loud. Too quiet. Too enthusiastic. Too Christian. Too intelligent. The list goes on. The problem with this mode of living is that in avoiding being too anything, you become, well, nothing. Bland. Pleasant yet unexciting. Passionless. Not unique. Self-less.

And at that point, who are you?

I was reminded of this over the weekend when we sang "It is Well" at my church.

I know that's not really a typical take-away from that hymn, but let's go there together, shall we?

A byproduct of my love for writing is that I am a total grammar nerd (or nazi, depending on whether you see this quality as endearing or obnoxious).

In my years as a church-going grammar nerd I have noticed that hymns are sneaky. If you're like me, you've sung them approximately 100 times each and sometimes don't even know what you're singing about ("Bringing in the Sheaves," anyone?). Hymns also often invert parts of sentences to achieve a certain meter or rhyme (I'm going to have to ask that you fight the urge to let your eyes glaze over at the mention of "meter" and "rhyme"), making them less straightforward. What's more, in many churches, including my own, we look at lyrics projected on a screen rather than printed in a hymnal. In transferring the lyrics onto slides, somehow much (if not all) of the punctuation disappears.

All of these factors contribute to our struggle to glean the original meaning of the hymn when singing it in 2011.

But I've recently found that when I pay attention to the punctuation (or what I think would be the punctuation) and/or rearrange the words to form more typical subject-verb sentences, the hymns reveal new meaning.

The line that hit me this weekend (here punctuated by yours truly) was:

"My sin--oh, the bliss of this glorious thought! My sin--not in part, but the whole--was nailed to the cross, and I bear it no more! Praise the Lord; praise the Lord, O my soul!"

The writer--who I have now googled and learned was Horatio Spafford (you may have already known that)-- was so taken by this idea that his sin was completely atoned for, that he couldn't even finish his sentence without exclaiming how amazing it was. He interrupts himself--twice--before he finishes his thought. First, to wonder at the sheer joy of what he was about to declare, and second, to reiterate that it was not just some of his sin that was atoned for, which would have been incredible enough, but all of it. I love that it is written that way. I love that he didn't just cross out the beginning of the sentence and start with "Oh, the bliss of this glorious thought!" It really makes it come alive.

To bring this back around, the lyric reflects someone who was not afraid of being too excited or too enthusiastic. He couldn't contain it. When was the last time I was so overcome with the joy of a truth that I couldn't even finish my sentence without interjecting how wonderful it was? I want that sort of passion for the Lord. I don't want to worry whether I will come off too Christian or too enthusiastic. Something I'll be working on for a long time.

Have you feared being "too" something?

A Common Thread

Kardashian. Just reading that word, you probably did one of two things: 1) rolled your eyes and considered X-ing out of my blog immediately, or 2) well, I'm not really sure what the alternative is, since I would have likely been in the first camp.

So many connotations to that name. Especially right now. If you're still reading this post despite the Kardashian-overload in the media the last few days (and every other day), bless you.

I had no intentions on weighing in on this whole 72-day-divorce debacle until I recently read a couple things about it that made me think, but hopefully not in the way you are expecting.

I in no way condone divorce as an acceptable solution to struggles in marriage (though I do realize sometimes it's not as simple as that), but in reading a short article on CNN detailing a few of Kim's statements about the situation, I couldn't help but empathize with her on one thing.

One of her quotes in the article said that she knew she should have ended her relationship sooner--before the marriage--but she just got caught up in the hoopla of the wedding and was afraid to disappoint people.

Wow. How many times in our lives have you and I felt the exact same way? How many times have you felt "too far into" something to quit or change your mind, for fear of what others would say, or fear of them being disappointed in you?

I can relate to that feeling. Putting more weight on the expectations of your friends, family, coworkers--or even strangers--than what you know in your heart to be right for you, or you know God is telling you to do.

But when you find the courage in your soul to step out in faith and do what you know is right, in the face of the real possibility that you might not be fulfilling the expectations others have for you, you might find that the people you're closest to will surprise you. And if they don't, and you end up having to walk just you and God for a while, you can rest in the fact that your faith grew that day, and He is always with you. Always.

Though of course I have no idea what Kim believes or whether God was consulted in her decision, her explanation made total sense. We have so many common experiences and feelings on this earth as human beings. This is just one more that reminds me we are all in this together, and we all need God's grace.

Have you ever felt you needed to do something but were afraid of not meeting others' expectations for you? What was the outcome?

Where the City in October Looks like Fire

In keeping with the reasons why I love all things fall, our very first anniversary was Sunday! You only get one 1st anniversary, so I tried to take as many pictures as possible. (I have recently become terrible at documenting my life in photo-form.)

This gem is brought to you by Pinterest. Because I totally forgot to bring the big framed wedding photo like you see here, we resolved to print one off at Walgreens and do it anyway. I think this is a quality memory. Totally worth narrowly-escaping a nose-diving flock of pigeons on the pedestrian bridge (and Craig getting pooped on by one of them). I am thankful that Craig is an enabler when it comes to cheesy things like this (his idea to print the picture at Walgreens).

We inadvertently stayed at the Chattanooga Choo Choo due to our adventure with Priceline. If you haven't used Priceline before, it's awesome. The only catch is once you specify your price & your star-level, you get what you get. We'd had great experiences with it so far. Lesson learned: wait until closer to your trip dates to book via Priceline. The Choo Choo may take their throwback feel a little too literally. (All I'm saying is a fresh coat of paint and non-vinyl tablecloths would've gone a long way.) But we had fun and enjoyed the experience anyway.

Making sure to hit up all that the 'noog has to offer, we visited the Tennessee Aquarium on Saturday. I was most fascinated by the jellyfish. Seriously, they have no faces. Yet they are animals. What is their purpose? What would they feel like if you wouldn't get stung in an attempt to find out? Mind blown. I know I could have easily thought about these questions before now, as I have long been aware of the existence of jellyfish, but I was entranced by these things for at least 5 full minutes. At each tank.

Also the penguins were awesome, despite my friend Jason's assertion that they are useless. If for no other reason, they exist to bring joy to millions and inspire many adorable animated movies. How is that useless? I had fun watching them from behind the glass and narrating what I imagined them to be thinking. I don't think Craig found it nearly as amusing as I did.

We got a free milkshake at Urban Stack (delicious, by the way) because our sweet waiter found out it was our anniversary. He brought one to us and it just happened to be s'mores flavored. Divine intervention, I tell you. These camp people couldn't have been happier. It had real toasted marshmallows in it. [Drool.]

We stopped by Rock City on the way home Monday, which, by the way, is totally worth it. The 2904 signs you see along I-24 are not lying. The weather was perfect, and the trail was beautiful. Plus we supposedly saw 7 states at once. So, there's that.

Craig and I love going on trips just the two of us--in fact, a lot of our favorite memories are our experiences exploring new places together. We have similar modes of travel and really enjoy just getting to do whatever we want with no rigid agenda. It's always such a sweet time of reconnecting and sharing an adventure, and this one was no exception. We had a great time Sunday celebrating and reflecting on our first year and talking about goals for year 2.

What other places should we visit for future trips?

This Time Last Year

This time last year, I was different. The basics, of course, were the same. I loved Jesus. I wore my ponytails on the side (long live the side-pony). I had the same job as I do now. I was of course still in a relationship with Craig (though it was about to become marriage!).

It's amazing how a year flies by, but as soon as you try to put your mind back where it was 365 days ago, you realize it wasn't as "just yesterday" as you thought. Even just now, trying to think of small things that were surely the same, I realized they, too, had changed. In my previous paragraph, I started to write, "My friends were the same." But that's not entirely true. I started to write "I watched Disney Channel." But even that has changed. (They are one-by-one canceling the shows I like, ok? Plus now we are now HGTV watchers.) It was even hard to come up with much to write in my previous paragraph.

Our 1-year anniversary coming up this weekend (yay) has made me think a lot these past couple days about "this time last year." I don't do this regularly, but I should. Without the milestone, I probably wouldn't have stopped to reflect on what God has done in my life.

This time last year, I was praying for completely different things than I am praying for now.

The things I was struggling with a year ago have almost all passed by, and God has been faithful through it all. It's comforting to know that this time next year, I may be saying the same thing. Gives the phrase "this too shall pass" a new resonance.

It's good for me to go look back at my prayers from this time last year (I get too distracted to pray without writing it down) and see how God has been faithful. Otherwise I just keep plugging along, one foot in front of the other, and never stop to wonder at God's goodness. I actually hadn't done at all recently that until I started thinking about what to write today.

Where were you this time last year? Have you seen God's faithfulness through the struggles you were facing then? What has changed?

New URL and Blog Makeover

Welcome to my new website! You may or may not know that I'd had it up to here (imagine me with my hand in front of my face) with Tumblr's sass.

Things Tumblr did that made me want to kick it in the shins:

1. It lied to me. Tumblr would frequently say "saving..." when I click "save draft," only to sit there for 5 minutes knowing darn well it is in fact NOT saving my post. I was then forced to copy/paste my post into a new draft and save it again. Apparently if you edit a post for longer than 37 seconds, Tumblr gives up on you and thinks you're not worth its time.

2. It wouldn't let me write in rich text format. This is not entirely true, but when I did switch to rich text format, it wouldn't keep the line breaks in. Therefore, my post came out in one long paragraph. The only way around this was to use the HTML format and manually type "<br>" wherever I wanted to enter down a line. Unnecessary.

3. It didn't post to Twitter in a timely manner. I realize this is in no way an issue of eternal consequence, but, come on. Do what you're supposed to do. Don't make me look like a fool by making me realize you have not posted it, having me post it manually, and then actually posting it 24 hours later. Yes, Tumblr made a fool out of me, and I won't stand for it.

So I have switched to Wordpress, once and for all. I've recently begun making writing a priority, and I want to continue to be consistent in developing my blog and writing regularly. Having my own URL and a more professional setup will be a huge help.

Soon I will have a shiny new header at the top, but for now you will just have to look at my name. I figured it was time to retire the blog title I came up with in high school that featured Taking Back Sunday lyrics. Not that I don't still have a special place in my heart for TBS and own all of their albums...including their most recent release. But I digress.

Stay tuned for new posts at this url (www.lauramcclellan.com)! Easy to remember, right?

 

The Empress, Part 2 [Fiction Friday]

This week, I was so excited to have won a writing contest in conjunction with Jackson Pearce’s release of her newest book, Sweetly. My submission was called “The Empress,” and played off The Emperor’s New Clothes.

I realize you may have read the above information approximately three times already in the rare event that you are an avid reader of my blog, but I wanted to update anyone else who may be reading this and does not read all of my posts (which, let’s face it, is probably most of you).

Anyway, I’ve finally finished editing part 2 of The Empress. The delay is partially due to the fact that I spent many of my waking hours before Sept. 28-29 frantically preparing for a conference at work, partially due to the limitations I put on myself by dubbing this series “Fiction Friday,” and partially due to the fact that I edit my writing about 1800 times before I let anyone see it.

Let me know what you think—I may keep writing until it actually morphs into something similar to a book, depending on if I can keep a plot going that long. We’ll see! Click “Continue Reading” to read it. Hope you enjoy!

The Empress, Part 2

The smell of cafeteria fish sticks and generic cleaning solution wafted through the air as Kristi and I shuffled through the doorway into the Senior lunch room. I made way to our usual seats near the radiator and plunked down on the hard, plastic bench, dropping my lunch bag onto the bright orange table. Kristi brushed the seat off and smoothed her skirt before gracefully sliding into her seat and crossing her legs. We couldn’t be more different.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” I asked her, trying to get a good look at her eyes to see if she was going to tell me the truth.

“What?” she looked up from her sandwich. “Oh—uh, yeah, I’m fine, ” she said quietly with a half-hearted smile, her eyes sinking back towards her lunch.

“I can’t believe she did that to you. One of these days Jessica Bingham is going to get what’s coming to her. She can’t just strut around, spewing out whatever nonsense happens to pop into her brain about people she doesn’t even know, just because people are too afraid to—-”

“Really, Sam,” she interjected. “It’s okay.”

I know when Kristi is done talking about something, so I concentrated very hard on keeping my mouth shut. And I succeeded. For about 30 seconds.

“But seriously, Kris. It’s not okay. Don’t you care that people think you couldn’t get into this school on your own? That your uncle had to buy your way in? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. When I—”

“Exactly. It’s ridiculous. Can we please drop it?”

I sighed and resolved to focus my attention elsewhere. I opened my wrinkled brown paper bag and dumped out the contents onto the table. An orange, a Diet Coke and a power bar tumbled out. I have got to learn how to get up earlier in the morning and make this lunch thing happen.

Suddenly I caught a whiff of vanilla-scented air, followed by the sounds of a hideous giggle about 30 yards to my right. It was her. I had half a mind to walk up to her, throw a left hook at her face, then walk away without any explanation. Kristi would be appalled.

Maybe if I was more subtle. What if I just casually walked by to get a napkin, then on my way back “accidentally” bumped into her, spilling her peach Fanta all over her sequined white blouse? Yeah, solid. That should work.

“Um, I’m just going to go get a napkin,” my voice quivers slightly as I slide out from the bench. I clear my throat to make up for the voice crack and wait for an answer.

Kristi doesn’t acknowledge me.

I wheel around to my right and start walking—casually—towards Jessica and her followers—I mean, friends. Their conversation gradually becomes more audible.

“It’s so unfair. He said that my dancing was impeccable but my singing needs major work. Ridiculous. I was born to be in that showcase,” Jessica whined to the other two girls.

Suddenly I had an idea. It was kind of in a grey area morally, I suppose, but she had hurt my best (and only) friend, and I will not stand for that.

“Um, Jessica?” I poked my head around the shoulder of the taller follower.

“Yes?” she said shortly, as if her world had just screeched to an unwelcome halt, clearly peering over my head at the clock on the wall.

“I’m Sam. We went to elementary school together?”

Her eyes dropped to meet mine. She just stood there staring at me with one hand on her hip, and the other twirling a piece of golden hair. The silence dragged on for what felt like minutes.

“Um, well, anyway, I couldn’t help but hear as I was walking by—to get a napkin—that you might be in need of a little help, um…vocally?”

She may be obnoxious and unintelligent, but she’s still scary.

“And?” she shot back.

“Oh, well—um, my parents are vocal coaches, and they have this special vocal elixir stuff that can make even the worst singers sound like professionals.”

I was babbling like an idiot. “Even the worst singers?” Pull it together, O’Shea!

“Not that you’re a bad singer, that is—I’m sure since you only need a little help, it’d definitely work for you,” I tried to recover the situation. Nice save.

“Bring me some tomorrow,” she said tersely, then spun around and sashayed into the distance.

And that was it. I was in. Kristi, you can thank me later.

Drawing Lines

I once saw Chris Tomlin wear pleather pants on stage. Dare I say, they were patent pleather. How do I know they were patent pleather? I was sitting on the 2nd row. They had several zippers. Several. Light beamed from them in all directions. I’m pretty sure they were black, and he topped them off with some kind of equally-shiny skater shoes. Though to be fair that was about 4 years ago, so that could just be my caricatured memory of it.

I laughed about it. I mean, come on, he was wearing shiny pleather pants. But as I look back on that instance (it obviously stuck with me—see: zippered pleather pants), I was not just laughing at the silliness of the pants, I was trying to distance myself from the “uncool” Christian on stage. The fact is, despite the fashion monstrosity, Chris Tomlin was on stage because he was leading thousands of people in worship that night, facilitating bringing them into the presence of God. I failed to see that because I was too caught up in what separated us rather than what united us.

Over the years as I have experienced many aspects of Christian culture, I have run into several other things that evoke a similar judgmental cynicism in me, and it usually has to do with whether I think that person is being genuine or not. Whether its a word-for-word rehearsed speaking style, a sermon story with an undeterminable source (Did this happen in real life? Did this come from an e-mail forward? So many questions…), a worship leader without an instrument (apparently for me there is a fine line between worship leader and performer, and that line is an instrument) or clapping in between every song at church, I start to draw lines between me and them.

Recently I have taken note of a couple verses in Luke that has convicted me of this attitude towards other Christians.

John answered, “Master, we saw someone casting out demons in your name, and we tried to stop him, because he does not follow with us.” But Jesus said to him, “Do not stop him, for the one who is not against you is for you.”

(Luke 9:49-50 ESV)

The one who is not against you is for you. Just because they do not “follow with you” does not mean they are not also part of the same kingdom of God and earnestly seeking to follow Him.

While of course there are always things in Christian culture (or any culture I suppose) that misrepresent who we are and don’t really merit encouragement (t-shirts that change the John Deere Logo to John 3:16 come to mind), and there is a time and place for rebuking those who are speaking a gospel contrary to the Truth, we should strive to remember we are on the same team. We share the same goal: to proclaim Christ and live faithfully to Him.

Instead of making judgment calls on other Christians, I should be encouraging them and supporting them. After all, Chris Tomlin has probably reached more people with his music than I may ever. God may speak to someone through that rehearsed voice at the pulpit. And at the end of the day, I don’t know these people’s hearts. We of all people, as Christians, should be a united community amidst the chaos of the rest of the world, because we know that one thing matters more than anything else.

Sweetly Writing Contest Results

You may remember I entered a writing contest back in August in conjunction with the release of Jackson Pearce’s book, Sweetly. The prompt was to write a modern-day twist on a fairy tale, as Jackson does in her books Sisters Red (Red Riding Hood) and Sweetly (Hansel and Gretel).

I’ve been checking back periodically to see if they’ve posted winners yet. Today somehow I was reminded of it and went to the website to search the term “Sweetly” and see if they’d posted results. I was surprised first of all to see a post containing the results (I had no idea when they were going to be posted).

And…drumroll please…I am a winner! (Proof below.)

It’s really encouraging to have someone else who doesn’t know you say that you are a pretty good writer! (Which, okay, they didn’t really tell me in those words, or any words, but I’m going to take the liberty of inferring it anyway.)

Here’s a link to the site if you didn’t catch my submission when I posted it on my blog.

I am in the midst of editing part 2, if anyone is interested. I hope to post it Friday. (I really dug myself into a hole by starting that whole “Fiction Friday” bit. Everytime I think it’s ready to post, it’s not Friday, and I inevitably end up deciding it needs more editing anyway.)

I felt the need to post this update in a timely manner, which conveniently gives me time to continue editing the blog I meant to post today, as I cannot seem to get it to say what I want it to.

Anyway—all that to say I am very excited and encouraged by this! Also excited to get my lollipop that I won (and the book but the McClellans already own it, as evidenced by this photo of our excitement in the aforementioned post).